And Disney PASSED this guy up, Anthony Ingruber, for that other guy (Alden Ehrenreich) set to play Han Solo. Can you believe the balls on those people?? To arrogantly shove a guy that doesn't resemble Harrison Ford down the collective throats of millions of Star Wars fans and then pour hyperdrive fuel down our throats to make it go all the way down into our Star Wars authenticity starved bellies!! Unbelievable!! The 3rd photo is a young Harrison Ford. Man, what fucking balls it took to pass this OBVIOUS choice up. I hope to fuck that this film is a massive critical failure for they deserve it. Now I've got to sit through nearly two hours of film waiting for a guy that doesn't look like Han Solo TO START RESEMBLING HAN SOLO. And that's IF I see the damn movie at all
To put this further into perspective, what if they changed how Chewbacca looked? Made him into a big yellow dog-like creature instead of the big brown one we know. Looks matter when you're telling a story. It's gonna decide how much you 'get into this' Han Solo movie or not. Like I said, you'll spend a little under 2 hrs trying to 'fit' the actor they chose into the boots of Harrison Ford. God help the film (or not) if there's a bad story too to try and survive watching.
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I'm George Alan Booker and I created the character known as Zombie Racer and then everyone and his mother started turning it into shitty video games and smelly gym shoes on the Internet so now it's just all over the damn place. Anyway I used to work in comic books, animation, and TV advertising storyboarding. Now I'm returning to comics again with the start of this website. Check the site ledger on the Home Page (Graphic Storytelling.com and Gallery subheadings listings) for samples of my artwork. Follow me on Facebook at www.facebook.com/zombieracer for satirical jokes and political commentary (it's where I chill at).